Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Homo say what?

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

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How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

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Abbie has head so far up her arse, it just LOOKS like it's coming out her neck.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

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knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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