What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

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Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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