A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

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A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

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What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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