An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Racial equality.

NEVER

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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