- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

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