What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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The adventures of HAROLD THE MONGOOSE: Harry dug a hole. He did not like that hole so he dug a new one. He liked that hole so he did not dig another one. Harry slept on a rock. He did not like that rock. So he smashed it with a ham. Harry found a new rock. He liked that rock so he didn't smash it with a ham. Harry ate a snake. He did not like that snake so he regurgitated it. Harry ate another snake. He liked that snake so he did not regurgitate it. Harry encountered a bush. He did not like that bush. Unfourtianately for Harry, that Bush became president.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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