A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Detroit has a low crime rate

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

speak now or forever hold your pee

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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