- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

Tim likes girls

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

What do you get when you cross a monkey and a fish? An unlikely premise upon which to base a joke

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

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