- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Warning: Legit Joke Below What is the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? Only one can raise a child.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What do you say to a confused blond? You help her with her conundrum.

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