- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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