- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

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