- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Guess Penn State Is Holding Jerry Sandusky Day this Saturday against Nebraska. All Kids 10 and Under get in Free...

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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