Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

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RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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The GOV and the WHO?

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Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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