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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

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