- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Face...tastes like chicken!

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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