How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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