- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I f**ked your mom last night. Will you marry me?

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

How do you fit four elephants in a car ? Two in the front and two in the back

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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