- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

being sober in a bar fight

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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