- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

What's the difference between a duck?

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