Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: A sad, unfortunate dog.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

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Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

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What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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Your mums a potato

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Please don't shoot me

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

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I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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