- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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