Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

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Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

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Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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