How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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