What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Roses are blue Colton is gay

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

Girls Lacrosse.

Rylan Clark

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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