- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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