Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Why are pills white? Cause they work.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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osama bin laden is dead

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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