- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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