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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Nobody cares maddie!

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

What's big and long? My dick.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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