Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

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why did the man beat his wife? why not?

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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This is not a joke.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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