HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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David Cameron

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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penisvaginaorgasm

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What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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