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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

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