whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

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Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Your dad is so hairy, that he shaves to look more cleanly.

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why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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tim tebow is a grat quarterback

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How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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