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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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