- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

what are three short words? i a am

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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