- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Then none of us want to be right.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Albert your flies undone.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

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