sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

batman has diarrhea

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Your so gay, that you like men!

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why so serious ?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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