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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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