- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

A women left the kitchen.

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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