- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Mooses

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??