- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

What's 9+10 Ebola

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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