What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

It was a beautiful day. Face.

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

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