- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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