- Anti Joke

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

What is white and black and red all over.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.