Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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