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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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