- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

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