AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

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Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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