- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Anthony sucks

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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