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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

Linda: See that rainbow? Isn't it beautiful? Bart: I'm color blind.... Linda: Well...this is awkward...

Knock knock "Honey, could you get the door?" "I'm tired of doing everything here! Get you ass up and do it yourself!" "Well why don't you just go back to bar you whore?" "This marriage was a mistake, I'm going back to mother!" They divorced 5 months later.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Yanter, Look it up

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off