- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to, like any other chicken

one day there was an ugly barnicle. he was SSSOOO ugly that everyone died the end -patrick

800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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