- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

A fish swims up your penis...

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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