so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

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How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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What's the new green? Green

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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What stops a train? A missile

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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