- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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