Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

steven hawking walks into a bar

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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