- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

How did the dog die? He was put down.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

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