Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

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A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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Feminism

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how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

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Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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