- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why was Emily in Alaska? Because she and some friends had been playing Simon Says at a birthday party, and the dad had said 'Simon Says go to Alaska'.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Good job, son.

Dumbledore dies.

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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