- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

I'm homeless.

God is real.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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