- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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