Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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How did the dog die? He was put down.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

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What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

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Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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