why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Knock Knock. Not home.

What's 1+1? 69.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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