What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

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Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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