What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

[Set up] [No punch line]

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

My three children are three big mistakes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Where's my tractor?

What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Knock Knock. Not home.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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