Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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I walk into a bar...

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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