What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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no really what are ur names?

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

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Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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