What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Anti Joke

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