- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

Caramel Boing.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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