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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

knock knock who's there? hope

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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