How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

oh hey.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

If the 49ers won the superbowl

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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