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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? Nothing, 24 is just a number. There's is nothing humorous about it. Go away.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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