what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Title IX

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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