What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

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What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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Can anyone Lenin money?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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yolo your orange looks orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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