A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

think twice or at least think

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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