- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

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