- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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