- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

* anti-punchline

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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