- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

think twice or at least think

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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