- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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