Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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what didn't I do when making this joke? Read and agree to the terms of service.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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why did miles cross the road? Because hes gay

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Fine, ladies first.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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