- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

I hate blackniggers

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

My dad

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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