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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

A pope meets another one

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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