- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

I am a mime

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's up? Your time.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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