- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

A man goes to the potty.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Antijokes...

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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