Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

I am quite mature.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

WOw you have no life

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

A penis walks into a bar..

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

jd and zach loves vigina

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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