Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it's not gonna

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How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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Doctor: I'm gunna try to fit your illness into an everyday, normal conversation. Is that okay? Patient: okay. Doctor: how are you? Patient: fine... Doctor: that's weird.. Because you have AIDS

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

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Alchohol.

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