What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

say it ten times fast: oh

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Fine, ladies first.

GAWS SI EKOJITNA

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Justin Beiber

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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