- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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