- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What's under the first mate? The second mate.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

Nobody cares maddie!

hers a joke... japanese people

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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