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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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