What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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Please ignore this statement.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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if life hands u melons, make melonade.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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