- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

tim has no humor

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Justin beiber..

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Roses are flowers.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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