- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Ms Leong Sux

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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