- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

they're dead. idiot.

If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

What is yellow, and cannot swim? A School Bus.

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Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

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