what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here I don't get it

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Cripples are lame.

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What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

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What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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