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What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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an emo girl walked into a white room

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

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What's clear and looks like water? Water.

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses all walk into a bar. They sit down at a table and glare at each other before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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