- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Three men walk into a bar, one ducks and two fall down. What happened? They walked into a metal bar, like a sideways flagpole!

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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