- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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