- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

A man goes to the potty.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

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