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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

The FCC

Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Charlie Sheen is winning

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

batman farted so hes retarded

rent a cops

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

WOw you have no life

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