Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

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I'm so punny.

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

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What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

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Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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