- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Justin Port#$ falls out of a tree. What happens? he breaks his neck and unfortually dies a long painful death.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

Yo mama so fat when she sat around the hous she sat AROUND the house

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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