- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

so today i took a poop. hehe

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

Turkey Balls

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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