A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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You're so retarded that people make fun of you and you laugh with them because you don't understand and just want some friends.

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

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What's the worse part about a Jewish man dying in a house fire? It was his birthday

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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Who's on first? Garvey.

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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