hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

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What happens when a chemist dies? They are given a proper funeral and buried.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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A whole 'nother.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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learn. advance!

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So a man is in a car smoking weed when he forgets to crack a window so he over doses and dies. The car crashes and he kills 3 other people.

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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