- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

Why w\s the English man, the French man, the German man, the Indian man, the Chinese man, the Irish man, the American man and the russian man all on a train together? They where going to the olympics.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

knock knock i have diarrhea

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Gordon Brown smiles.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

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