- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

You're a frog

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

A guy at a baseball game....

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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