Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

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Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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