- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Democracy.

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

I read the terms of service.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

your mom gave me head.....phones

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