- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

dat shoe shine tho

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

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