why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

800 people died last year. end of story

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

Why did the chicken cross the road?

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

wanna hear a joke? yes

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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