- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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