Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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A man is pulled over because he is suspected of drunk driving. The officer comes to the window and is greeted by a man who then replies: What seems to be the officer, problem?

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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A man walks into a bar, he is then escorted to the hospital as a result of brain trauma.

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Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

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What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

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What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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