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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

what has wheels and drives? a boat i lied about the wheels

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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