Your moma is so nasty. And one day she had a geust over and the geust says " May I use the restroom?" Yes but make sure you use the coffe can to the right because the letf one is full.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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Poker face

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A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

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What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

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What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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