- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Take wrong turns

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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