- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

why did the mexican cross the road? to get to the lawn mowing shop becuase his wife has breast cancer, and he cant pay the bills sitting on his butt and getting a check from the government every month

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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