Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

What's 9 + 10 19 AB

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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