so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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breasts

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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