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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Racial equality.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

child labor

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

sky silverstein

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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