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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

I'm going as the joker for halloween

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

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