- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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