- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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