- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

1+2 = 6

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Does it really matter?

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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