Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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What is white and black and red all over.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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