- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Click here to end the world.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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