What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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What do you call a black man helping an old woman cross the road? A concerned citizen.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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