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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

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