- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Person 1 - Have you heard about the movie about constipation? Person 2 - No. Person 1 - It hasn't come out yet

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Click here to end the world.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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