- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Massie is a fatass

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

Katy Perry

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Women's rights.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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