Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

KILL WHITEY

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

LO AND BEHOLD!

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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