- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

antonio has a penis head.lol

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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