- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

An under aged girl walks into a bar. She couldn't have done so without a fake ID and early development.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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