There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

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whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What's stupid a light bulb.

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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