- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

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