- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Barack Obama

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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