Caroline Kelly.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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9/11

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

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How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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[Insert anti-joke here]

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Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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