Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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Take part of what?

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

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8================D-------- (.Y.)

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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HEY!

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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