- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

what does the monster eat after going to the dentist? the dentist

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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