- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get i the car.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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