Stephen Hawking

Why can't Helen Keller drive Umm, She's dead

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Please don't shoot me

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk passes out then goes to rehab because he has a problem

Hurricane sandy should have been named hurricane snooki because it ruined the jersey shore

A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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