Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Beka has AIDS

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

you give like i give lomain

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

salad days!

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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