what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Knock, Knock Come in

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

Why did the old lady cross the road? Why not.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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