- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

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