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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

How high is the sky? True or False

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

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