Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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(waving left hand) Why doesn't Queen Elizabeth wave with this hand? Why? Because this is my hand.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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