- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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